Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s Delight. With a Creepy Crawly Zombie, climbing out of the Grass, it’s Spooky, Scary, and IDEAL for the Walking Dead Fans! Grab a Dead Body, and bring it ALIVE today!
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Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
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Men’s T-Shirt Ripped Zombie
Bring on the Scares with this Crazy Bloody T-Shirt. It’s a Zombie T-Shirt that will make everyone Scream with Laughter. Vivid Shirt, made out of 100% Polyester will fit your Man like Brains fit a Zombie’s Mouth. Looking like…
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Zombie Biter Bottle Opener
NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie…
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Glowing Zombie Brain Specimen Ring
Take FRED with you… Even if he’s dead. For this is a ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen… It’s a zombie brain specimen ring, featuring one undead brain, sealed in a toxic green glowing resin that makes one stunning…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Scary Zombie Halloween Mask
This Creeps me out. Imagine running into this in an Alley… YEAH! I’d Run! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask that’s Realistic, Scary, and Latex (You know you like that). Very Durable, Flexible and Stretchy, Fitting all the Right Places,…
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Dead Little Girl Latex Mask
Officially Licensed Walking Dead Costumes like this Dead Little Girl with the Ripped out Mouth let you Join the Ranks of the Zombified and Scare everyone to DEATH! 100% Latex, this Mask is Absolutely Frightening. With a Flesh Torn…
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