Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s Delight. With a Creepy Crawly Zombie, climbing out of the Grass, it’s Spooky, Scary, and IDEAL for the Walking Dead Fans! Grab a Dead Body, and bring it ALIVE today!
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The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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ZILF T-Shirt
LOL! ZILF… HA! Well, there’s a FIRST for Everything… This 100% Soft Cotton ZILF Shirt is Cool! Featuring a Sexy Female Zombie that’s Chowing down on a Bloody Arm… What’s not to LOVE? ZILF Stands for “Zombies I’d Like…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombieland Double Tap Blu-ray
If you haven’t seen it yet… SEE IT! It’s the sequel to Zombieland with all the same characters, plus some. And Madison, Zoey Deautch STEALS THE SHOW! She’s so freaking funny. LOVE HER! Plus, the scenes with Bill Murray…
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Raincoat Zombie Terrarium Necklace
LOL, Oh Boy, this is one Zombie that would be FUN to hang around. Especially in the Rain! He’s got a Bright Yellow Raincoat on, Bloody of Course… A Stumbling Zombie rambling through the Graveyard (RIP Tombstone), made out…
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Zombie Cupcake Charm
LOL! Creepy Cupcake Alert! Who doesn’t LOVE Cupcakes? No matter how Grotesque they might be… And this Cupcake… Well, takes the Cake! It’s UGLYYYY! Looking like a Cupcake with a Hideous Zombie Eyeball, this Fun Food Charm is made…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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