Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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Call of Duty Mob Of The Dead
The Eerie Silence of Alcatraz is Broken by a Zombie Infestation in Mob of the Dead. With a Highly Detailed, Two-Level Buildable Prison Structure, this Kit Features Four Prison Cells, Remnants of a Cafeteria, a Decrepit Staircase and Loads…
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Adult Zombie Onesie
Oh Boy, this Onesie is IDEAL for the Adult Zombie Fan. Featuring a Zombie Onesie, that’s Fun, Colorful, and Sized Medium. Height Approximately 5’5″-5’8″, Chest Approximately 24. 4″, Sleeve Approximately 28. 9″… It’s a Great Costume for Halloween, Parties,…
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Blu-Ray
When some Old-Timers are at Risk of losing their Home to Developers, a group of young, inept Criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A Zombie Outbreak in London! Now,…
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Zombie Slide Glove
These Freaky Cool Skateboard Slide Gloves are specifically Designed to be Functional and Practical! Perfect for Freeriding! Made with a Mix of Kevlar, Nylon and Suede for Light Weight, Durability and Breathability, these Fun Zombie Hands are Rotten, Blue,…
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Walking Dead Face Mask
Okay, this is cool. The day is coming where we’ll all have to wear face masks (sooner then later), so masks like this are ultra-awesome. It’s a walking dead face mask, that isn’t medical-grade, of course, but it is…
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Zombie Brains Candle
Mmmmmm, Smells like BRAINSSSS! My favorite scent. It’s a fun, colorful zombie brain candle that will turn your den, into a haven for the undead. Liven up your surroundings with the sweet stench of melting brain matter. A handmade…
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Zombie Nursery Rhymes
Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…
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