Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Tony Moore Walking Dead Gel Pens
When you gotta Write during the Zombie Apocalypse, make sure you use these Zombie Gel Pens. It’s just Cooler… With Blood Dripping from your Brains. 2 Gel Pens, Featuring Art Work from The Walking Dead Zombie Comic Artist Tony…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Zombie Arm Stump
LMAO! Oh nothing looks better sticking out of your Sleeve, than a Zombie Arm Stump. HA! A Clever Costume Accessory that slips over your Hand and Instantly turns your Limb into The Walking Dead. Green, Gory, Bloody and Bony,…
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Aaah! Zombies!! Amazon Prime Movie
Got Amazon Prime? Good, because the Zombies are coming… (Did you know that Prime had so many Zombie Movies?) With your Prime Membership, you can Watch this Awesome Undead Comedy, that’s Scary, Hilarious, and a Good Bloody Time. Aaah!…
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Toy Bunny Rabbit
With Easter coming (in just 9 days), it’s time to think of Cute Little Stuffed Bunny Rabbit Toys… Won’t the Kids just LOVE them in their Easter Baskets? Awwww… Unless you’re a Zombie Freak. Then, well, you get the…
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Zombie Gift Wrap Roll
Wrap all your Christmas Presents up with this Roll of Gift Wrap Paper… All those Juicy Brains, a Bag of Zombies, Games, Props, Costumes… Gift Wrap that can Tie all of the Undead Theme together… Whether it be Walking…
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