Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Bag of Zombie Farts Cotton Candy
Zombie’s Stink! That’s for sure… But so does this Bag of Cotton Candy! For it’s Zombie Farts Cotton Candy that will leave an interesting taste in your mouth. It’s a Fun, Unique Idea that will make everyone LAUGH with…
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Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe
What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….
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Negan Inspired Lucille Charms
Walking Dead Fans will DIE to see who gets pummeled to death in the next season… Okay, maybe not, but these sweet charms are inspired by Negan and his trusty bat (Lucille). Hang them off your hoop earrings, necklace,…
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Remote Control Walking Zombie
“Rawrrrrrrrr!” That’s me… Walking my Pet Zombie all over the place… And it’s easy with this Remote Controlled Zombie Walker. This Dead Dude Walks… err, Stumbles around at your Command. One Push of the Button Activates his Brain and…
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Zombie Dog Pet Costume
LMAO! The things we do to our Dogs… and what’s funny is, they don’t mind. They actually LOVE it… Before they chew it to pieces. HA! And look at this Zombie Costume for your little Pooch. A Small Costume,…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Zombie Eye Patch
Oh Such Fun. “You’ll Shoot your Eye Out!” Just think of all the Walking Dead Jokes you could tell with this Eye Patch. Such a Quick and Easy Costume, just Strap-on and GO! It’s a Morbid Bloody Dangling Eye…
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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