Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Zombie Bunny Lollipops
Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…
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Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
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Kung Fu Zombies; 7 Movie DVD
7 MOVIES: Kung Fu Zombie, Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave, Shaolin vs. Evil Dead, Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power, Spirited Killer 2, Spirited Killer 3, and We Are Going To Eat You. It’s the Ultimate Genre Mash-Up…
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Zombie Easter Bunny Plush
Oh yeah… Imagine getting this in your Easter basket… HA! It’s an undead bunny, a zombie rabbit, that’s gnarly, fun, and bloody all at the same time. What’s hopping? What’s popping? It’s a thump thump with a severed leg…
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Zombie Hunter Video Game
Now that The Walking Dead is Mid-Season, it’s time to Kill some Zombies yourself! With this Walking Dead Zombie Hunter Video Game, you can turn any TV into a Zombie Shooting Range. Experience the Action Adventure from a Pump…
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Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps
Well, if I ever see a Zombie Running Down the Road wearing these Platform Stomper Pumps, I’m gonna Laugh my Butt off! Really! Because these High Heels are Hilarious! Featuring a Green Zombie Head, a Bloody Face, Big White…
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