Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and Cheek Apocalyptic Thriller. Survive the Plague to end all Plagues, Brave the Zombies, Street Gangs, and Predators, it’s New York, the Big Apple, and some Good Old Fashioned Fourth of July Fun!
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Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Ed Statue
LOL “Who Died and made you F***in King of the Zombies?” HA! This is a Highly Detailed Premium Motion Statue of the Lovely Pet Zombie; Ed. Ed’s Corpse comes to Life in this 8″ Hand-Painted Homage to that Friend…
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Zombie Easter Bunny Plush
Oh yeah… Imagine getting this in your Easter basket… HA! It’s an undead bunny, a zombie rabbit, that’s gnarly, fun, and bloody all at the same time. What’s hopping? What’s popping? It’s a thump thump with a severed leg…
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My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…
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The Walking Dead Bear Trap Ring
If you saw Sunday’s Walking Dead Show, you’ll Know, Doctor’s and Bear Traps are a Sight to see… And following in those Footsteps (err, Footstep), is Bear Trap Jewelry. Lovely stuff. Made of Metal. Secured around your Skin like…
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Walking Dead DIY Crossbow Kit
This is a Do-It-Yourself Walking Dead Crossbow Kit with 46 Wooden Parts, Screws, String, Rubber Band, Zip Ties and Instruction Booklet. It’s all you need (except for a Small Screwdriver), plus it really WORKS! Coming with 8 Wooden Rockets…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…
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Zombies at the Door Sculpture
Knock Knock, oh wait, the Dead don’t Knock, they Knock Down! And with this Wall Sculpture that looks like a Zombie Busting through the Door, you’ll want to stay away… Far away! What goes “Bump in the Night?” –…
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