Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and Cheek Apocalyptic Thriller. Survive the Plague to end all Plagues, Brave the Zombies, Street Gangs, and Predators, it’s New York, the Big Apple, and some Good Old Fashioned Fourth of July Fun!
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Zombie Jesus Flask
LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel…
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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Hatchet Head Zombie Mug
Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Glow-in-the-Dark Zombie Sticker Doll
Now this is a Cheap Zombie Gift… A Glow-In-The-Dark Zombie Sticker Book, featuring a Paper Doll Zombie… This Undead Teen comes with 23 Reusable Sticker Garments and Accessories, including Shades to Conceal his Suspiciously Wide-Eyed Gaze. The Doll and…
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Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe
What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts
MMM, Smell that? It’s a Zombie, Cooking, Melting, Skin Sliding off its Face, the Limbs Dropping Down, Legs Buckling… With the Fresh Scent of Musty Basement! Or Scream Brulee… or Poisoned Pipe. Because it’s actually Wax Melts, that will…
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