Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and Scare the Jeebies out of people waiting for a Burger. Wear it for a Hot Summer BBQ… It’s Frightening and one size fits most! Intestines, anyone? Did you say you liked them RAW???
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad
I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…
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Zombie Croc DVD
LMAO! This movie, called “Zombie Croc: Evil Has Been Summoned” sounds freaking hilarious… And why not? It’s a Zombie Crocodile! Just like the Zombie Sheep and Zombie Beaver (which was AWESOME), this movie depicts a Monstrous Resurrected Swamp Beast…
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Zombie Warning Sign Necklaces
WARNING! ZOMBIESSSSS! These signs are just what your next zombie party needs. Fun, bright yellow warning signs with images of nuclear waste and zombies, of course. Made out of 2″ – 2 1/4″ plastic signs on 30″ satin black…
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Madison Clark FTWD Collectible Action Figure
Madison Clark from “Fear The Walking Dead” is a Bad-Ass, no doubt. I just LOVE her… (Still trying to Figure out what happened to her in the NOW???) Kind of looking like she Died or Went with the Vultures…
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Negan Lucille Lanyard
OMG! Negan really does OWN everything… Including this Lanyard. A Beautifully Crafted Lanyard with Negan and Lucille in Full Bloody Detail… Just AWESOME! Slap it around your Neck, Dangle your ID or Keys, it’s such an “Eye-Catcher!” Plus, it…
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Zombie Plant Pals
Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…
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