Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and Scare the Jeebies out of people waiting for a Burger. Wear it for a Hot Summer BBQ… It’s Frightening and one size fits most! Intestines, anyone? Did you say you liked them RAW???
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Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
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Don of the Living Dead
I Read this Book and I LOVED IT! “Don of the Living Dead” is about Don Carver who is not your typical Hero in a Zombie Outbreak! It Features Cynical Humor and Terrifying Flesh Eaters, and I really did…
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Bloody Red Zombie Gloves
Nothing like a Red Raw Zombie… And these Great Zombie Gloves will totally take your Costume to the Next Level. Fun, Easy to Slip on Undead Gloves, made of High Quality Eco-Friendly Latex Material, that’s Harmless for the Skin…
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Zombie Cufflinks in a Presentation Box
What? Zombies in a Box? Heck no… They’re better on your Arms, and Neck, and Head, for Zombies need to Eat. Right? And all you Walking Dead Fans, or even Fans of iZombie, get a load of these Fun…
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Zombie Ring Holder
Nice Box you have there… What’s ya keep in it? BRAINSSSSSSSSS! LOL This little Trinket Box is Adorable. Look at the little Zombie Head. AWWWWW! It’s the Perfect Small Size to keep a Ring in… You know, like a…
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute,…
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Zombie Love Hands Figurine
Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the…
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