Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and Scare the Jeebies out of people waiting for a Burger. Wear it for a Hot Summer BBQ… It’s Frightening and one size fits most! Intestines, anyone? Did you say you liked them RAW???
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Zombie Selfie Tank Top
Tired? Dead to the World? Feeling like a Zombie? Well you Better take a Selfie and Post it, because that’s what Dead Things do. Right? Especially when you have an Official “Zombie Selfie” Tank Top. A Fun White Tee…
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Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this…
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Zombie Bingo
These are Fun… Zombie Games that the entire Undead Family will LOVE! Starting with Zombie Bingo… a lot like Regular Bingo, except Zombies want to Eat you! Match a line of 5 Spaces, Horizontally, Vertically, or Diagonally before your…
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10,000 Zombies, 10,000 Stories!
Great, Great Idea… A Zombie Book that’s Insane, Fun, and Extremely Creative! It’s a Book Filled with Zombies, Stories, and everything is Interchangeable. The Heads, the Torsos… The Blood! You can mix the Stories and the Zombies to Create…
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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Zombie Guitar Hanger
So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…
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Zombie Kitty Cat
“Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…” RAWRRRRRR! It’s Fun Loving Decor for the Undead at Heart. A Zombie Cat, Perfect for the Person who Hates Cats, and LOVES Zombies. Right? MEOW! Handmade out of Resin, this Sculpture Features your Not-So-Friendly Feline….
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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