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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Green Zombie Bike Gloves
Toxic Green Virus Zombie Hands… Gotta have em. And with these Very Cool Zombie Gloves, you can Dig out those Bloody Brains without getting your Fingers Wet. Sweet! Great Gloves Perfect for all Sorts of Activities: Gardening, Bike Riding,…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Zombie Unicorn Sculpture
Nice… Talk about a Beauty… This Unicorn Sculpture is Colorful indeed. A Unicorn Zombie that’s Gnarly Green, with a Blue Mane, and Covered in Blood! Egads! An Undead Unicorn, Affectionately called Zombiecorn, created into a 5″ Sculpture made of…
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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Zombie Nesting Dolls
“Stack em up, Stack em up!” That’s what you’ll be doing with these Cool and Creepy Zombie Nesting Dolls. Fun and Colorful Matryoshka Dolls, these Zombie Fools are a set of 5 Dolls, 7″ High (the Largest Undead), and…













