Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Glenn Rhee Bobblehead
Oh I Miss Glenn… Walking Dead won’t ever be the same without him! But this Bobblehead makes me feel all Happy again. A Fun Loving Glenn, standing Proud, carrying his Guns and Knives… Ready to take down Walkers, Day…
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Zombie Hand Door Knob Cover
YIKES! I would probably JUMP if I went to grab the door and grabbed a Zombie Hand instead! Talk about Creepy FUN! HA! This Bloody Cool Zombie Hand is made out of Foam-Filled Latex, is 8″ Long, and covers…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Putin Zombie Silicone Mask
This mask is KILLER! Literally! It’s a zombie mask that resembles Putin, HA! Oddly terrifying, and very realistic. Handmade out of silicone, this mask easily slips over your own head and transforms you into the undead. This mask can…
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Leather Zombie Cosplay Corset
This is one of the MOST BAD-ASS Leather Costumes I have ever seen… Unbelievably Detailed, Dark and Creepy. It’s a Leather Corset that’s Ideal for Cosplay. Talk about a Fright Factor… Be a Ravishing Flesh and Blood Barbarian, for…
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Manhole Zombie Prop
Screw the Alligators in the Sewers… There’s something else you need to worry about: Zombies! For this Creepy, Frightening Prop is exactly that. A Zombie Crawling up from a Manhole… EGADS! And it’s Scary as Hell. Bony, Bloody, Green…
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Evil Zombie Baby Haunted Doll
Sick! What the Heck does her Parents look like? Right? It’s an Evil Zombie Baby that’s Freaky as Hell. A Haunted Doll that’s Perfect for your Haunted Decorations… Terrify your Friends and Family with this Demon Child. A Doll…
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