Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy with a Double-Layered Seamless Neck Warmer that’s Comfortable, keeps Moisture away, and Features a Gnarly Zombie Mouth. Pull it up over your Jaw and Lips, you’ll Bloody Love it! One-Size fits all!
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Zombie Bug Repellent Candle
You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Zombie Piggy Bank
Fill the Zombie with Coins (Until they Explode!), for it’s a Zombie Piggy Bank that will Encourage Kids to SAVE! Featuring a Colorful Creepy Undead Freaky, this Bank is 100% White Glossy Ceramic, 3.6″ High, 3.2″ Wide, with a…
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Gelatin Mold Zombie Brain
Have some Brain Food with this Fun Green Zombie-Brain Mold. Plastic Mold is 3″ Deep and Comes with Two Recipes on the Box: 1) Nauseating Gray Yummy Brain Gelatin Mold and (2) Bright Green Version Infested with Worms!… But…
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Zombie Invasion Digital Effects
This is how you Entertain! Set up Monitors behind Windows, Doors or other Openings, to create the Effect that the Zombie Invasion is upon us. Watch as Zombies try to get through the Wall or Window, it’s Scary! Dvd…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Zombie Attack Fleece Scarf
Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…
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