Zombie Biter Bottle Opener
NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie in the Head and he’ll Delight as you get Drunk (okay, it’s just Rootbeer, right?). 4″ Wide x 6″ High, it’s Zombie Blood, Teeth, and Bulging Eyes, what’s not to Love? Crack one open TODAY!
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Blood Stains Tights
What a Great Easy Costume for Halloweeeeeen…. Bloody Legs! Horror Leggings, Tights, that give the look of Slashed Legs Bleeding. Be a Zombie Victim, or be a Zombie, for these Tights are Bloody Good Fun. Select your Primary Skin…
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The Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
I know you Want to Slide into some Zombie Santas! A Zombie Horde that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunting Fan. And with these Awesome Black, Festive Men’s Cotton Boxer Shorts, you’ll look good as you Sprint down the Street…
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Custom Zombie Pillow Cover
This is a Fun Gift… A Personalized Throw Pillow Case Cover that you can lay your Head on, when your Brains Drain out… SWEET! A Pillow Case Cover, 20″ by 20″ Made out of Durable Cotton Linen, with an…
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
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Wooden Smiley Face Zombie Bracelet
Ok. How Fun. Zombie Bracelet(s)… Smiley Face Zombies (aren’t they always Happy to Eat you?), Handmade using Wood; Lignum Vitae, Maple, Ebony, Iroko, Beads… To Form a Bracelet Ideal for any Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, iBrain Zombie… You…
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