Boys Zombie Sunglasses
“RAWRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Oh wait, that’s just your Kid. Especially when he’s got on these Ultra-Cool Zombie Sunglasses. Fun Party Glasses that turns any Kid into The Walking Dead. Made of Plastic with Non-Polarized Zombie See-Through Lens (Scratch Resistant Print), these Undead Opticals will fit 12 Years or Older. 100% UV Protection Clear Lens (Polycarbonate), and Waterproof… Just like any Good Zombie Brain!
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Exploding Guts Zombie Morphsuit
Oh Boy. My Favorite Treat… Exploding Zombie GUTS! YUM! This Morphsuit Costume is right up my Bloody Alley. A Kid’s Morphsuit that’s the Quickest Costume you’ll see yet. Just slip it on and you’re good to MOAN. A Jaw…
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Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombie Lace Up Canvas Long Boots
Creeeeepy! It’s Lace-Up Canvas Shoes that are UNDEAD, for sure. Zombie Hands, crawling out of these Tall, Long Boots, are just Frightening and Fun. Colorful and Bloody Women’s Shoes, Nylon-Canvas, Rubber Sole, Side Zipper Closure, Premium Canvas Material, Anti-Skid…
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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Zombie Cat Iron On Patch
LOL Insert Dead Cat Joke Here… Ha! What’s not to Love about Cats… Especially Zombie Cats. Which is why this Dead Zombie Cat Patch, is right up your Torn Jeans Alley. Featuring a Fun, Colorful Iron On Patch that…
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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World War Z Lab Zombie Mask
Holy Crap this is Frightening… It’s the Lab Worker from the Movie World War Z. Otherwise known as the Ebola Zombie Virus 59876… Nothing but Scary Nightmares! And with this Great Zombie Mask, you can Relive all those Wonderful…
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