Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St. Nick… Full of Blood, Missing Teeth, Stump Arm… Fun, Fun, Fun! The Perfect Ornament for your Christmas Tree. Buy One, Buy a Dozen, fill the Whole Tree with Zombies! “RAWRRRRR!” Hand-Painted Resin, Dying for the Holidays. HO HO HO!
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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Zombie Million Dollar Bill
This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…
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Bloody Zombie Shower Curtain
You know, it’s Pretty Impossible to Wash the Blood off a Zombie… Especially when it’s there forever… As in this Beautifully Colorful Zombie Shower Curtain. It’s Horrific, FUN, and Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a 100% Polyester…
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Zombie Leg Purse
LMAO! I really can’t stop Laughing! This is the MOST INSANE Purse I’ve ever seen… A Zombie Leg Purse that looks just like a Bloody Gnawed off Human Leg! TOO COOL! Carry it around with your Zombie Make-Up and…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Kidz Board Game
Scream, Jump, Run, the Zombies are coming. And when it comes to this Fun Board Game, the Zombies are coming FAST! A Cooperative Game for Ages 7+, 2-4 Players, 15 Minute Games… Zombies are Moving into the Cemetery close…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Bart Simpson
LOL! The Simpsons have been around a Wee-Bit too long. They’re looking a little Crusty! Especially Bart! Could have something to do with that Spoon Digging into his Juicy Red Brains… HA! This Colorful Bart Simpson Zombie Figure is…
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