The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Zombie Cookie Warmer Mug
This is Awesome… A Coffee Mug that’s also a Cookie Warmer… (Or really, use it Warm your Brains!) A Great Green Mug with an Adorable Zombie Face of Bulging Eyes, Jagged Teeth, Bloody Brains and a Gaping Mouth for…
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Zombie Head Pendant
Oh Man… It’s a Zombie Head… And a Pendant. And it’s Crazy Creepy Cool. Featuring a Handmade Undead Head, Cast in Pewter, and Suspended on a Black Satin Cord Necklace. Gnarly! Measuring 1 3/8″ Tall x 5/8″ Wide, this…
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Zombie ID Chart T-Shirt
Beautiful. What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… A Zombie T-Shirt that’s Bloody Good and Graphic too! Featuring a Men’s White T-Shirt with a Zombie ID Chart, and Fun Zombies that will make Everyone Smile. A Crawler, a…
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Zombie Blast Playset
Get Ready to Gun, Run and have some FUN… For it’s a Zombie Blast Playset, that’s Ideal for ages 3 and up… (But mostly for Adults, right?) Featuring a Creepy Green Zombie with a Laser Target on his Head……
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Create Your Own Comic Book Zombie
It’s a Poseable Action Figure, it’s a Customizable Model Kit, AND it’s a ZOMBIE! Expand the Legion of Undead with this Individual Carded Figure. A 4″ Scale Action Figure Blank Body with 12 Points of Articulation, a Mounted Zombie…
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Xshot Zombie Dual Dart and Disc Blaster
“PEW PEW PEW!” That’s Me, Killing Zombies… It ain’t just for Kids! :) Featuring a Fun Zombie Blaster that Shoots Both Darts and Discs up to 55 Feet… Wow, that’s Far! You can take out an Entire Horde (of…
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Zombie Hand Incense Holder
When you’re lighting your Incense, try not to set the Zombie on fire… Because this Zombie Arm and Hand, are Severed Limbs that appropriately hold Incense (The Perfect way to cover up that Rotting Smell). A Fun Undead Incense…
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4 Zombies, 4 Signs, 4 Inch Statues
Now you can have Zombies all over your Home with these Very Cute and Creepy Zombie Statues. You get 4 Mini Statues, 4 Inches High, with 4 Signs that say it all: “I Love Zombies”, “Hang Loose”, “Eat Flesh”,…
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