The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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Zombie Labyrinth Board Game
If you think that you have the largest collection of brains, race to the finish. The player with the most brains wins. This game features unique puzzle-like game board pieces that can be rotated in any direction, allowing the…
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Zombie Bunny Undead T-Shirt
HA! Talk about Rabbit Stew… This Rabbit is Stewing Mad and Covered with Green Zombie GOO! A Funny Cartoon Rabbit, an Undead Bunny, that’s Cute, Colorful and Ideal for Easter Time Antics. Printed on an Adult T-Shirt, and Available…
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Knit Your Own Zombie
Join the Legions of The Crafting Dead! From Traditional Living-Dead Moaners to the Hard-Partying Zombie Rock Stars and Deliciously Evil Zombie Chefs. Each one of these Creatures is Easy to Knit and Hard to Kill! Best of all, every…
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Zombie Treasure Hunt Kids Game
Looking for something special for your kids? Surprise them with a zombie treasure hunt. Print and play, it’s that simple. This is a Print and Play game, a mix of easy and more challenging tasks. Children may need some…
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Zombie Bloody Handprint Suit
This is Gnarly! Featuring a Zombie Handprint Suit that’s been Grabbed by the Entire Bloody Horde. Included in this Fine Package is a Terrifying Fully Lined Jacket, Tie, and Blood Splattered Pants… All which will make you instantly look…
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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