The Brain Eater’s Bible
The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you repaid their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brains… Yeah, you’re gonna need this book!
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Zombie Unicorn Sculpture
Nice… Talk about a Beauty… This Unicorn Sculpture is Colorful indeed. A Unicorn Zombie that’s Gnarly Green, with a Blue Mane, and Covered in Blood! Egads! An Undead Unicorn, Affectionately called Zombiecorn, created into a 5″ Sculpture made of…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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Let’s Make Zombies Great Again T-Shirt
What a great again t-shirt… Featuring a zombie Donald Trump on a unisex heavy cotton tee. T-shirt comes in many colors to choose from: black, antique orange, dark chocolate, sport grey, cardinal red, cobalt, and forest green. Sizes range…
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Hand Stamped Zombie Ring
Too Awesome! This Cute Zombie Ring is Handmade by an Etsy Artist called The Quirky Geek! HA! What FUN it is! It’s an Aluminum Metal Ring that’s Hand Stamped saying ZOMBIE, with a Zombie Skull for the O. I…
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Transparent Bloody Zombie Mask
These things Freak me out… Transparent Masks that Distort your Facial Features, Making this Horror Attire even more Bizarre and Frightening. It’s a Bloody Zombie Mask, made out of Transparent Plastic, with Holes for the Eyes and Mouth. One…
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My Boyfriend’s Back DVD
Zombies and Comedy? They go Severed Hand in Severed Hand… Teenager Johnny Dingle will do anything to keep his Date with the Hottest Girl in School – even come back from the Grave! He Winds up Dead and is…
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