Carol Blade From The Walking Dead
It’s Carol Peletier from The Walking Dead. Not only will she tell you to “Look at the Flowers”, but she’ll also Bake you Cookies and Slit your Throat. All without Batting an Eyelash. And this Particular Blade reads Carol all over it. Just like the Blade she uses in the Hit AMC Show, this Blade is Cast from Metal, with 4 Finger Holes, and a Black Carrying Case with a Snap… It’s the Perfect Item for a Walking Dead Apocalypse. Keep it Handy! :)
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Jefferson Nickel
Yelp… YES! Jefferson is dead. No doubt. Which makes him, the ultimate zombie. A walking dead Jefferson, hand carved, on a nickel coin, that’s fierce, gruesome, and hey, a little bloody too. I LOVE THOSE TEETH! And that hair…
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Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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See Hear Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters
HA, these are the Walking Dead Zombie Undead See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters that are Perfect for the Computer Monitor, Book Shelf, or Desk. Fun, Bloody, Zombie Statue Figurines that are 4″ Tall,…
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Zombie Apocalypse Earrings
LMAO! These Industrial Zombie Apocalypse Steampunk Earrings are Awesome, Dark, Goth, Rustic, Wicked, and SHARP! Literally! They come to a Point at the End of the 1.5″ Earrings! They are Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse! HA! “Take that you…
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Zombie Gladiator Costume
See, you can be a Sexy Bad-Ass and still be DEAD! No problem. It’s a Gladiator Costume like you’ve never seen before… Walking Dead Style. Featuring a Gladiator Costume, From Head to Toe, Ripped, Shredded, Bloody and AWESOME! 60%…
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