Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood, Bones, and Part of his Face Torn off Exposing Morbid Teeth Beneath. Perfect for your Christmas Tree or Stocking! Buy this Handmade Walking Dead Elf TODAY!
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Severed Foot Zombie Prop
“Why couldn’t the two Feet get along?” “Because they both thought they were Right!” HA! And in this case, Stinky Feet Left and went array… For it’s a Severed Zombie Foot that’s a Perfectly Good Prop to Scare all…
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Create Your Own Comic Book Zombie
It’s a Poseable Action Figure, it’s a Customizable Model Kit, AND it’s a ZOMBIE! Expand the Legion of Undead with this Individual Carded Figure. A 4″ Scale Action Figure Blank Body with 12 Points of Articulation, a Mounted Zombie…
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Zombie Brains Jigsaw Puzzle
The only thing missing from this Puzzle… BRAINS! Zombie Brains! Have FUN with this 1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Featuring a Bloody Zombie, Bug Eyes, and a Hungry Appetite for Humans. Sink your Teeth into this Zombie that Measures 20″…
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Walking Dead Can Koozie
Oh Boy… That talk with Negan and Dwight last night… INSANE! I about Crapped my Pants. He’s Done! That’s all there is to it. Better just Sit Back, Relax, Pop a Cold One, and Enjoy! For the Walking Dead…
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Zombie Birthday Cake Card
NOM NOM NOM… It’s a Birthday Cake only a Zombie would Love… More Zombies! A Three-Layered Zombie Cake that’s Ideal for your Next Undead Birthday. Fun Loving, Colorful Zombies, with Eyes and Teeth and Candles, makes the Perfect Greeting…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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Zombie Nation Clipper Lighters
This Lighter Bundle is Undead FUN! Light your Cigarette, Smoke, Fire, or House with these Charming Zombie Lights. Clipper Lighters, from the Zombie Nation Collection, that are Colorful, Easy to Hold, Click, and Flame whenever you need them. Great…
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