Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood, Bones, and Part of his Face Torn off Exposing Morbid Teeth Beneath. Perfect for your Christmas Tree or Stocking! Buy this Handmade Walking Dead Elf TODAY!
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Zombie Killer T-Shirt
HA! This Shirt looks like you were Attacked while Playing Football… It’s the ZOMBIE Apocalypse, RUNNNNN! But no Worries, because you are on the ZOMBIE KILLER Team, and you’re looking to Kick Butt! And you know what? There’s nothing…
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Zombie Bib Apron
Halloween is coming… Slip your Zombie Apron on and Cook up some FUN! Great Munchies like: Zombie Brain Jello Shots, Shrunken Heads, White Chocolate Bones, Zombified Cheese Face, Brain Dip, Infection Juice, Finger Food, Bloated Worms… You know, Yum…
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Zombie Rot Teeth Paint
Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…
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Walking Dead Decanter and Glasses
AWESOME!!!! If it’s the Walking Dead Universe, and the Bad Guys outweigh the Zombie Horde, you better grab a Drink. You’re gonna need it. And with this Decanter/Rock Glass set, you’ll be Smiling in no time. A Walking Dead…
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Creepy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck
Just think, you could play Poker-Eyes-Out with this Crazy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck. Featuring 52 Unique Zombies in the middle of their Everyday Daily Routines. Illustrated by Renowned Zombie Portrait Artist Rob Sacchetto. Deck contains Original Artwork on the…
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Walking Dead Negan Lucille Poster
Incredible likeness… It’s a Poster Print of Negan from the Walking Dead. Negan and his Trusty Bat; Lucille (Can’t wait to see what happens tonight)… Featured in All Lovely Shades of Black, and Generous Amounts of RED, you’ll just…
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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