Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Bloody Print Zombie Lanterns
Sweet… This is what your Zombie Party needs… Blood! Lots of it. And there’s no better Blood, than Zombie Blood. Red Blood in the Shape of Handprints, Splatters, even HELP ME… All plastered on these Very Cool Paper Lanterns….
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Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm
Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…
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Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is your Key to Survival against the Hordes of Undead who may be Stalking you. Fully Illustrated and Exhaustively Comprehensive, this Book covers everything you need to know about Zombie Physiology, Behavior and more. Plus,…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Zombie Cupcake Charm
LOL! Creepy Cupcake Alert! Who doesn’t LOVE Cupcakes? No matter how Grotesque they might be… And this Cupcake… Well, takes the Cake! It’s UGLYYYY! Looking like a Cupcake with a Hideous Zombie Eyeball, this Fun Food Charm is made…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Zombie Themed Thank You Notes
Every Kid (Dead or Alive) will Love to get one of these Zombie Themed Thank You Note Cards. Perfect for the Zombie Party Aftermath, these Fun Zombie Infection Signs, with a Green Swirl Background and Tons of Blood Splatters,…
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Zombie Bride Wedding Dress
AWE-SOME!!! This is So Cool. It’s a Wedding Dress, or Costume, that’s Perfect for the Zombie Bride. Featuring a White Wedding Dress that’s Burned, Run over with Tire Tracks, and Assaulted with Bloody Zombie Hands, this Dress is Striking…
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