Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your Brains Warm) and you’re ready for a Midnight Scare. Made from Silicon, Adorned with Crazy Black Bed-Head Hair, Sliced with Scars and Bloody Gums, this Ghoulish Undead is a Fright indeed. Fits most Heads (Attached or Not), with an Elastic Strap at the Back. Be a Zombie TODAY!
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Pop-Out Zombie Bookmark Valentines
This Bookmark Valentine Card Pack lets your Child give more than just a Valentine Greeting to their Friends – they get to give FUN! Featuring 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Real Envelopes – enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges,…
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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Walking Dead Can Koozie
Oh Boy… That talk with Negan and Dwight last night… INSANE! I about Crapped my Pants. He’s Done! That’s all there is to it. Better just Sit Back, Relax, Pop a Cold One, and Enjoy! For the Walking Dead…
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Zombies Dog Collar
BOW-WOW, RUFF-RUFF, GROWL-RAWRRRRRRRR! It’s Zombies, and it’s looking for a Furry Neck. A Dog Collar that will Turn your Dog into Fun Colorful Zombie Bait. Featuring a 1.5″ Wide Martingale, with Angry Zombies in Blue, Purple, and Green. Great…
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Zombies Coloring Book
Children Love Monsters and ZOMBIES! Whether they’re on the Big Screen, or just a Plush Toy, there’s no young one out there who doesn’t have at least one soft spot for the Ghouls of the World… A Tender Chewy…
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Zombie Bunny Lollipops
Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…
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