Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Walking Dead Walker Rot
YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy,…
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Zombie Blood And Guts Corset
Sweet and Sassy, that’s what you’ll be when you Slap some Bloody Bones and Intestines on you… And no better way to do that, then with this Black Corset! Zombie Style, of course. Featuring a Lovely Corset, with the…
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Zombies vs The Living Card Game
This Zombie Card Game is called Rise Z: Zombies vs The Living Card Game. And it’s a Kickstarter Project that I backed myself! (Got the $100 (2) Sets of Both Starter Decks; Zombies and The Living). The Cards are…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Walking Dead Well Zombie
NICE and DISGUSTING! HA! Just the way I like it. This Zombie is from The Walking Dead Season 2. He’s the Zombie who gets trapped in a Well and Rips apart. SWEET! And, true to its form, this Zombie…
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The Walking Dead CLUE Game
Oh Man, I saw this Game the other day, and my Jaw Dropped. Drool everywhere… I so want. It’s the Classic CLUE Board Game, with an Undead Twist. The Walking Dead CLUE Game Featuring Carol’s Cookies, the Church, the…
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Snow White Eats Brains Print
LMAO! Wait, is that the Queen’s Brain? The Prince’s? Sneezy? Happy? Doc? Grumpy? Bashful? Dopey? It’s Zombie Snow White eating a BRAIN! Talk about Nightmares and Fairytales… Snow White, dressed in her Elegant Blue Dress, now Splattered with Blood……
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