Dong of the Dead

April 4, 2015

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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