Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…
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Not Another Zombie Movie
Franklin and Mike find themselves trapped in the Undead-Infested Cyrene City, where they must attempt to Lead a Group of Unconventional Survivors to Safety. As they join forces with the likes of a Pregnant Woman, a Moronic Arms Dealer,…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Men’s Zombie Christmas Socks
LOL This are Sweet! A Great Pair of Socks for the Dead-Loving Man in your Life. Fun Christmas Socks, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Arch Support, Terry Loop In Forefoot, Reinforced Heel and Toe For Cushioning, these Colorful Socks are Ideal…
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TWD Abraham Ford Bitch Nuts
Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow…
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Undead Zombie Swarm
This Fantastic Set Contains: 39 Plastic Undead Zombie Figures (Full Miniatures with Legs and Torsos, and Options for Multiple Half Zombies), 2 Mantic Points, and 40 20mm Bases. It’s enough Zombies to Devour a City. Fully Poseable Plastic Sprues…
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Glow In The Dark Zombies
Wreak Havoc on your Sister’s Precious Diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each Set includes Nine 1” to 3-1/4” Tall, Hard Vinyl Zombies, Complete with Blank Stares, Gaping Mouths, Open Wounds and Missing Limbs! Turn off the…
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