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Aquabot Zombie
Now these are COOL! You’ve probably seen the Air Swimmers before… the Remote Control Sharks that Swim through the Air… Well, now the game has CHANGED… Introducing ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! Air Swimming Sharks that are Zombified and Look Bad…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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The Walking Dead 2019 Wall Calendar
Well Crap. 2019 is Coming and all my Friends are Dead: Rick, Maggie… Well, actually Not Dead Yet! Kind of like The Walking Dead Series. Eh? Slugging alone, Killing off everyone that’s good and leaving us with Eugene (can…
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Zombie Disguise Mug
LMAO! How Great is this? It’s a Fun Way to Start out the Morning… as a Zombie! Undead Yourself with a little Java, Tea, or Hot Chocolate. It’s a White Mug that’s also a Zombie Disguise. Featuring a Colorful…
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Exploding Guts Zombie Morphsuit
Oh Boy. My Favorite Treat… Exploding Zombie GUTS! YUM! This Morphsuit Costume is right up my Bloody Alley. A Kid’s Morphsuit that’s the Quickest Costume you’ll see yet. Just slip it on and you’re good to MOAN. A Jaw…
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The Essential Zombie Coloring Book
This is a Beautifully Dire Coloring Book, full of Zombies that you can Color (Better stock up on plenty of RED). Zombies, Brains, Scares and Gore… If you Love Zombies, and you like to Color, well… What are you…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee
“RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such…













