That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…

What makes this Farkel Game a Zombie Game??? The Undead do. As they’re Chewing away at your Fingers and Toes; Better Roll Fast! It’s a Very Cool Set of Zombie Farkel Featuring a Zombie Carrying Case and Toxic Green…

It’s #Sharkweek 2018, and the Discovery Channel has 22 NEW Shark Shows that will make your Teeth Hurt! Whether you’re a Great White Fan, Love Tiger Sharks, or Dream about the Elusive Megalodon, it’s Sharks, and everyone Adores them……

Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…

Oh Darling. So Cute, So Gory, So Girly FUN! It’s a Zombie Necklace Featuring a Wonderful Drawing of a Little Girl Zombie, Holding a Furry Teddy Bear… WITH NO HEAD! HA! Sealed in a Silver-Tone Round Frame and Encrusted…

Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….

SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for…

In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…