Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading “I’ve got my eye on you”… Yeah! Harsh, but still better than Chocolate Pudding. Hand Drawn, Colorful, and ready for Carl’s Last Dying Moments… Let’s Hope it’s Grand…!
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Zombies That Ate Christmas
Sweet… It’s the Zombies that Ate Christmas Coloring Book and it’s right up my Christmas Alley. Featuring Fun Zombies that you can Color any Crayon in the Box, it’s Festive, Darling, and Perfect for any Walking Dead, Undead, or…
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Zombie Brains Candle
Mmmmmm, Smells like BRAINSSSS! My favorite scent. It’s a fun, colorful zombie brain candle that will turn your den, into a haven for the undead. Liven up your surroundings with the sweet stench of melting brain matter. A handmade…
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Walking Dead Rick Robe
Inspired by the hit AMC Show “The Walking Dead”, this Stylish Bathrobe looks just like the Sheriff’s Uniform worn by Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead. Fits most Adult Males 5′ 6″ to 6′ 2″ . This Comfortable 100%…
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Zombie Intestines Prop
LMFAO! These are great… It’s zombie guts, and they look so real. Fun intestine props (set of two), that look just like they were ripped from the undead. You can choose which insides you want as well: Human, Rat,…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder
“Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this…
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