Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute, Fun, Handmade Bowl that reads: KNITTING – It’s Not a Hobby it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill! :) Cool Gift for the Knitter… Or Knit-Wit! Take your Pick!
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Zombie Kitty Necklace
This Pendant makes me Laugh… Those EYES! HA! It’s a Zombie Kitten Necklace that’s Hilarious. Undead Kitty, Snarling Mouth, Sunken Ribs, with a Zombie Cat Butt as well… Bone Protruding from it’s Tail… Just Awesome! Original Hand Drawn, 2″…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Crochet Beanie Hat
Warm up those brains with a fun zombie hat! Crochet beanie made for fun with hair, bulging eyes, teeth and a nose. Great gift for any zombie lovers. Hat is handmade, and can be ordered for kids or adults…
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Zombie Jefferson Nickel
Yelp… YES! Jefferson is dead. No doubt. Which makes him, the ultimate zombie. A walking dead Jefferson, hand carved, on a nickel coin, that’s fierce, gruesome, and hey, a little bloody too. I LOVE THOSE TEETH! And that hair…
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Zombie Marshmallow Crossbow Shooter
LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A…
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Cheech & Chong Zombie Board Shorts
HA! Grab some attention at the beach with these ultra-hip and undead board shorts. It’s Cheech & Chong, zombie style, with bright toxic green and purple print. Featuring Cheech on one leg, Chong on the other. And a big…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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