Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains

December 4, 2016

Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!

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