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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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10,000 Zombies, 10,000 Stories!
Great, Great Idea… A Zombie Book that’s Insane, Fun, and Extremely Creative! It’s a Book Filled with Zombies, Stories, and everything is Interchangeable. The Heads, the Torsos… The Blood! You can mix the Stories and the Zombies to Create…
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Zombie Pencils 24 Pack
Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Zombies are Coming to Get you! It’s a Good Thing you have your Zombie Apocalypse Charm Bracelet on. This 7.5″ Bracelet has Everything you Need: A Match, An Axe, A Compass, A Grenade, Revolver, Ammo, Hacksaw, Binoculars, Radio and…
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Beware of Zombie Dog
Beautiful! I need this Sign… It’s a Wonderful Piece of 3D Pop Art that will make any Zombie House, a FUN HOUSE! Featuring a Cartoon Zombie Dog, 3-D style, Bloody, Snarling, with the Words: Warning: Beware of Zombie Dog!…
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Zombie Cat Enamel Pin
HA… This reminds me of all those B Movie Horror Flicks… It’s a Zombie Cat Pin that’s Unique, Fun, and Handmade. Featuring a Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin that looks just like a Scribbled Note Reading “Cat Dead, Details Later”……













