Michael Jackson Zombie
The Ultra-Smash-Hit Album “Thriller” and the Unforgettable Title Track and Video left a Huge Mark on American Pop Culture. And this King of Pop Vinyl Figure makes everyone want to get up and do the Thriller Dance! Fully Assembled and Painted, this 7″ Tall, Fixed Pose, Vinyl Caricature Presents Michael Jackson with his Pale Face and Buggy Eyes… He He!
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Zombie Fashion Beanie
Okay, Okay, this isn’t officially a “Zombie” Beanie… Blood, Brains, Green Skin… Close enough. It’s a Frankenstein Beanie… Wait, wasn’t he the original Undead? :) Either way, this Creepy Beanie is a Fashion Statement for sure. Sewn, Stitched, a…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Charm
Nothing makes my Heart Beat more, than the Smell of Rancid Meat… YEAH! And this Very Cool and Creepy Anatomical Heart, makes me Drool indeed. Handmade out of Clay, this Green Zombie Heart is Undead, Decayed, and Perfect for…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Cheek Decay Makeup
Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…
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Where’s the Zombie?
Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…
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Zombie Boy Limb Eater
NOM NOM NOM… It’s your Little Zombie Boy… an Undead Prop that will leave everyone Limbless. For this Bad Boy is Hungry and Feasting on a Bloody Severed Leg. YUMMMMM! Plus, it’s Animated! The Head Moves, the Mouth Eats,…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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