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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Marilyn Monroe Zombie Art Print
I love this print. It’s Marilyn Monroe back again… Undead Marilyn, green, bloody, beautiful, as always. Get yourself a 5×7, 8×10, 10.5×13.8, or 18×24 inch print of this original artwork, printed professionally with high quality ink on acid free…
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Zombie Baby Doll Head Planters
Lovely. Nothing like a Baby Zombie… So Darling, So Small, So Deadly… Especially if you Plant a Venus Flytrap in its Brains… And with these Fun Planter Pot Heads, you can do just that. Zombie Baby Heads, Handcrafted, Molded…
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Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting
What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Zombies Trucker Hat
Truckers LOVE Zombies too! So why not show off your Adoration of the Genre with a Zombie Hat! You know, Zombies are going to take over the World… so you better just stay in your Vehicle! HA! Just Kidding……
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…













