Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend, appropriately called “Bye Bye Birdie”, this Bloody Mess is Ideal for your Yard! Lunch is Served! :)
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Dead Of Night Zombie Lamp
Awesome! It’s a Zombie Tabletop Lamp that’s Creepy, Cool and Deadly! Featuring a J. Anthony Kosar “Dead Of Night” Sculptural Lamp that’s a Ghoulish Delight. 3D, this Lamp is Masterfully Hand-Sculpted and Hand Painted. Zombies Rising from the Grave…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Zombie Parts Cookies
“CRUNCH!” That’s a Zombie Bone Cracking under my Teeth… YUM! These Fun Zombie Treats are Almond Shortbread Cookies called “Zombie Parts”. Looking like Zombie Fingers with Gross Yellow Nails, these come 5 to a Box, and you get 12…
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Sour Patch Zombie Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…
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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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The Walking Dead Dice Bag
Whether you’re playing a Walking Dead Game, D&D, Zombie Dice, or Whatever… Keep them Safe and Secure in this Lovely and Bloody Walking Dead Dice Bag. Approximately 6″ x 4″, this Fun Bag is Black, Gnarly, Full of Walkers…
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Zombie Pop Molds
Instead of a Zombie Popping you in it’s Mouth… How about you Reverse the Bite? Bite the Head off the Undead; it’s Quite Refreshing. Especially when that Head is a Delicious Frozen Treat like a Popsicle. Playful Walking Dead…
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