Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend, appropriately called “Bye Bye Birdie”, this Bloody Mess is Ideal for your Yard! Lunch is Served! :)
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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Crochet Green Zombie Ear-Warmer
It may not be cold out, but this is too good to pass up. Zombie Ear-Warmers that are TOASTY GOOD FUN! A Green Undead Crochet Band that wraps around your Head and keeps your Ears and Brains WARM! Bright…
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
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Spill Your Guts Costume
Go on, spill your guts. Literally. It’s a quick zombie costume that will turn all the heads, hearts, and brains. Looking just like intestines, this shirt is blood red, bulging, and ideal for your next cosplay or walking dead…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Bloody Fedora Zombie Hat
There’s nothing worse, than being a zombie, being hungry, and neglecting your own brains. Right? Well… With this Cool, Creepy, Zombie Hat… Your Brains are Bloody, visible, and ready to spill. For it’s a Zombie Fedora Hat, and the…
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Where’s the Zombie?
Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…
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