Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but hey, I’m not telling. Pass them around, and see who Passes out! You don’t need Brains, when you have a Sweet Tooth! :)
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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Zombie Virus Plush Toy
RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…
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Zombie Eye Ear Plugs
SICK!!! I SEE what you did there… Collected Eyes from Glenn and The Governor… HA! But no, these are Zombie Eyes… Gross, Bloody, Round and Gory, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Fun Undead Plugs that are Handmade, Plastic, Polymer…
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The Zombie Pub House
You know what’s better than a Regular Zombie? A Drunk one… HA! Stumbling all around, Moaning and Groaning, Eating things they shouldn’t… Just like me on New Years! And with this Cute Zombie Pub Decoration Prop, I can relive…
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Zombie Cat Butt Coasters
LMAO! I LOVE these… How Fun! Cat Butt Coasters… Zombie Style! Lovely Knit Coasters, featuring Zombie Cats with Button Eyes, Stitches and Green Toxic Bodies… Flat Tails, Paws and Ears… ADORABLE! Created in a “Nothing BUTT Coasters” Line, you…
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Walking Dead Walker Rot
YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy,…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop
LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…
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