Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade from Borosilicate Glass, it Features a Crazy looking Zombie, Glow in the Dark Teeth, and a little bit of Slime in the Nose… But, when you’re High as a Kite, that’s just how it Goes… Bros! :)
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Dead Walker To Do List T-shirt
Niceeeee! This Shirt is a Must Have… It’s a Walking Dead Shirt TO-DO-LIST… And it is Perfect! Eat Survivors, Moan Loudly, Drag Feet, Eat More Survivors, Decay, Infect The Population, Don’t Die Again… I LOVE it! A Black T-Shirt…
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Zombie Head Pendant
Oh Man… It’s a Zombie Head… And a Pendant. And it’s Crazy Creepy Cool. Featuring a Handmade Undead Head, Cast in Pewter, and Suspended on a Black Satin Cord Necklace. Gnarly! Measuring 1 3/8″ Tall x 5/8″ Wide, this…
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Zombie Friendly T-Shirt
HA! Everyone needs this T-Shirt, especially when the Zombie Apocalypse hits… (and it will, oh boy it will). With a Shirt that reads “In Event of Undead Attack, The Wearer of this Garment is Considered ZOMBIE FRIENDLY. DO NOT…
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Call of Duty Zombies 2017 Calendar
2017 Calendar? So early? Why not… You can grab some Early Christmas Gifts and start checking them off, one Bloody Brain at a time… And Bloody it is with this Call of Duty Calendar… ZOMBIES Style! Creepy, Gory, Full…
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Zombie Apocalypse Easter Basket
If I don’t get this Easter Basket, I’m just gonna DIE! For it’s a Zombie Apocalypse SURVIVAL Easter Basket that’s most Awesome and FUN! Featuring a Solid Milk Chocolate ZOMBIE Bunny; Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire…
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Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies
Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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