Zombie Joe Z Nutz Bold Ground Coffee
“RAWRRRRRR! Need Coffee NOWWWWWW!” Looking for a Revival? A Pick Me Up outta the Ground? Well let this Coffee do the Trick. It’s Fresh Ground Hazelnut Coffee, Full of Zombie Joe’s Nuts… Okay, it’s just BOLD, but it’s such an Earthy Rush! A Specialty Blend, Extra Caffeinated, Robust, Premium Dark Roast, in a 1lb Bag. Sure to Please all Taste Buds Above and Below the Ground. :) (Buy a Zombie Coffee Mug while you’re at it!) They make a Great Gift!
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Zombie Thinker
What’s a zombie think about? Oh come on, you know: BRAINSSSSSSS! And this thinker is thinking about brains, blood, guts, normal dead thoughts. A perfect sculpture for your undead walls. Made out of cold cast polyresin, this beautifully painted…
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Manhole Zombie Prop
Screw the Alligators in the Sewers… There’s something else you need to worry about: Zombies! For this Creepy, Frightening Prop is exactly that. A Zombie Crawling up from a Manhole… EGADS! And it’s Scary as Hell. Bony, Bloody, Green…
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Zombie Bowling Pin
SICK! What a great gift. If you like bowling, or know someone who does, and are also a zombie fan, this bowling pin is for you. It’s a hand painted bowling pin, with great gory details; exposed brains, bony…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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Green Zombie Bike Gloves
Toxic Green Virus Zombie Hands… Gotta have em. And with these Very Cool Zombie Gloves, you can Dig out those Bloody Brains without getting your Fingers Wet. Sweet! Great Gloves Perfect for all Sorts of Activities: Gardening, Bike Riding,…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Zombie Feet Sandals
These are Hilarious! More like Hysterical! They are Basically a Thong Sandal without the Thing Part… more of a Slide on, like a Slipper, but they Certainly are ZOMBIEISH! Looking like Gross, Rotten, Bloody Zombie Feet, you’ll get tons…
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