Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds
Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair that Suits your Zombie Lifestyle! Resin-Top Design gives Durability and measures 0.4″ in Diameter. The Cord’s approximately 3.7′ in length. It’s Zombie + Llama = Llombie! A Fun wa-aaayyyyyy to Listen to those Beats. Just Aim for the Ears, will ya?
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Green and Red Zombie Eyes
FREAKY! It’s zombie eyes, and boy do they look awesome. Handmade glass eyes, with green and red coloring, and solid black pupils. SICK! Wonderful glass eyes that come in all sorts of mm sizes; 6mm-40mm. You can buy these…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Hand & Arm Gloves
Love these… For the problem with zombies, you only get a hand, a leg, a limb, a brain… It’s always body parts, here, there, everywhere… It makes costumes rather difficult and distracting. Which is why this hand glove is…
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Zombie Blood Spray
Ready for some Blood? Want some Juicy Red Guts and Brains dripping from your Mouth? Spattered all over your Clothes, the Carpet, the Bed, the Sheets??? Well, then Zombie Spray Blood (Blood in a Can) is exactly what you…
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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Zombie Scars And Wounds Tattoos
This is a Great, Cheap Way to be ready for Halloween… Zombie Scar Tattoos that you simply Stick and Grin! With Ten Gory Blood Injury Stickers and Wounds, these will make you look like you just Survived a Zombie…
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