Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead), and it comes with a smelly trading card, too. Each Butthead has their own signature fart sounds, just set the timer, plant the zombie, and prank your friends and family. 20+ fart sounds… You’ll just DIE!
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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Don’t Open Baby One Piece Bodysuit
Okay, I literally LOL’d when I saw this… “Don’t Open, Poop Inside”. A Great Spoof from the “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Walking Dead Episode. It’s a Baby’s Onesie, a One-Piece Bodysuit that comes in Many Awesome Colors: Gray, Pink,…
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Zombie Kids Gloves
Fun, Colorful, Comfortable, but most importantly: WARM! Seirus Jr. Gloves Designed with the little ones in mind. Far from simply Shrinking Adult Gloves down a Few Sizes… These are Built Easy to put on and take off, with enough…
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Zombie Food Necklace
This Brain Necklace is Handmade by Zombie Lovers, no doubt! It’s just Waiting to be Devoured… with a SPOON! Bloody Brains on a China Plate… YUM! Imagine the Stares and Glares you’ll get with this Lovely Meal Dripping down…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm
Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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