Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and BLOOD. Lots and Lots of Blood. 70% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 5% Spandex, Fitting Shoe Sizes 7-12 (Sock Size 10-13), these Make a Great Gift for any Zombie Loving Fool, Fan, or Fanatic. Get yourself a Pair, and watch The Walking Dead… “SPLAT!”
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…
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If Daryl Dies We Riot Mug
This MUG is So Bad Ass… It’s the Daryl Dixon Mug with the Handle in the Shape of a Crossbow that reads “If Daryl Dies We Riot!” And only TRUE Walking Dead Fans will know exactly what that means….
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Walking Dead Trivia Game
Walking Dead Fans will LOVE this… Test your Knowledge of the Hit AMC show with Walking Dead Trivia! Answer the Questions Correctly, or else you’ll become a Walker! For 2 – 6 Players, this Game Features over 400 Trivia…
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Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap…
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Baby Zombie Maternity Shirt
Awww, you have a Little Monster in the Oven… SWEET! Going Trick or Treating? Looking for a FUN Halloween Shirt to Wear? Well, this Baby Zombie Shirt, certainly takes the Cake… And the Pie, and the Eye, and the…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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