Jesus H. Zombie

Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…

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Custom Zombie Docking Station

Beautiful. Just what you always wanted to say to a Zombie “Here, Hold my Belongings!” HA! A Zombie Docking Station, Handmade out of Wood, this Station holds all types of Phones: Iphone 7, Iphone 6, Iphone 5, Iphone 8……

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Flight of the Living Dead DVD

Sweet… It’s not Snakes on a Plane, it’s ZOMBIES! Featuring a Movie that makes Flying even more FUN! It’s Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane! Unholy Terror is Unleashed in the Skies when a Deadly, Genetically…

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Zombie Killer License Plate

LOVE THIS! But I love going 120 mph and smashing zombies with my front bumper even better. As everyone does. It’s the perfect front plate for any zombie fan, a zombie killer front plate, featuring a gruesome undead, smashed…

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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…

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Chew Toy For A Zombie

HA HA HA! I can’t Stop Laughing at this… What FUN! It’s a Realistic Partial Severed Foot that’s the Ideal Toy for a Zombie. It’s a Zombie Chew Toy that’s Bloody, Gross, and YUMMY! Looking just like a Real…

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Robert Kirkman’s Oblivion Song

If you watched The Talking Dead last night, you’ll know that Robert Kirkman (Creator of The Walking Dead) is coming out with a Brand New Comic called “Oblivion Song”. When 300,000 citizens of Philadelphia were Suddenly Lost in an…

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Zombie Lace Up Canvas Long Boots

Creeeeepy! It’s Lace-Up Canvas Shoes that are UNDEAD, for sure. Zombie Hands, crawling out of these Tall, Long Boots, are just Frightening and Fun. Colorful and Bloody Women’s Shoes, Nylon-Canvas, Rubber Sole, Side Zipper Closure, Premium Canvas Material, Anti-Skid…

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Simple Zombie Makeup Tutorials

Makeup can do Magical Gory Things… but it doesn’t have to be a Mystery or a Mess. Applying a Basic, Natural look doesn’t Require a lot of Skill or Tools. You can do lots of the Blending with your…

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Spare Ribs Chest Wound

What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…

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Walking Dead DVD set
  • Zombie Love Paperback

    HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…

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  • Zombie Tinder Fire Starter

    I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…

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  • Bloody Zombie Ribcage Charm Bracelet

    There’s nothing more Romantic at Valentine’s then a Bloody Beating Heart. Especially when it’s Undead! Green, Broken, Adorned with White Rib Cages, it’s such a Beautiful Sight. And now, you can have lots of Zombie Hearts with this Fun…

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  • Crawling Zombie Baby Prop

    LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…

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  • Zombie Virus Plush Toy

    RUNNNNN! For it’s the Zombie Virus (Otherwise known as Pithovirus Sibericum) and it’s coming to your HOME! It’s one Virus, you’ll certainly LOVE. For it’s not only an Adorable Plush Stuffed Toy, but it’s a Science Kit, that Teaches…

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  • Zombie Survival Kit Gift Set

    AWESOMEEEEE! This is a Gift Set, Perfect for the Zombie Lover. A Fun, Clever Set that any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan would Adore… Especially in the Apocalypse. For this kit features: California Zinfandel Red Wine &…

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  • Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair

    This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…

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  • Zofie the Zombie Brooch

    LMAO! This Brooch is a SCREAM! Literally! For it’s a Zombie Brooch Pin, that’s Zofie, the Zombie! Featuring a Morbid Zombie Head, Shrunken Cheeks, Haunting Red Eyes, Framed in an Ornate, Antique Style Brooch that’s Ideal for your Hat,…

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  • Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers

    “Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…

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  • The Walking Dead Coloring Book

    Walking Dead Fans, get your Markers ready… It’s time to Color; Blood, Bodies, Bones, Zombies, and all the Walking Dead Cast… in this Totally Awesome Coloring Book, by Robert Kirkman, of course. Featuring an Oversized Adult Coloring Book with…

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  • Vermont Zombie Teddy Bear

    This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15…

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  • Zombie Bookmark Valentine Cards

    Pop-Up with these Fun Valentine’s Cards… Featuring a Pack of Valentine’s, including 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Envelopes (enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges), with 3 Styles of Kooky Zombie Bookmarks that Pop out of each Card! A Useful…

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Shower Curtain

    If this doesn’t sum up the Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t know what does… It’s like a Graphic Scene right out of a Horror Movie, the Guy gets the Girl, amid the Zombie Horde, and he’s Passionately Kissing her, and…

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  • Abrahams Tail Light Shard Necklace

    The Walking Dead’s Episode 5 “Go Getters”, brought us the Lovely Tail Light Shard Necklace. Rosita first made the Necklace for Abraham out of a Broken Piece of Tail Light. However, Abraham was Knocked to the Ground, lost it,…

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  • Zombies Sock Monkey

    LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a…

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  • Rotting Jaw Zombie Mask

    Geez… I look like this when I’m trying to get that last mound of Nutella out of the jar… WOW! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask, if you’ve ever seen one. With a Black Open Mouth, Rotting Jaw, Crispy Tongue,…

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  • Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies

    Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…

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  • Zombie Wounds Tattoo Sleeve

    This is some Freaky Stuff… Bloody, Gory, Torn Skin, Veins, Bones… All kinds of Yummy Treats! It’s a Zombie Bloody Wound Tattoo Sleeve that turns your Arm into an Undead Lunchbox. A simple Sleeve, decorated with Battle Wounds and…

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  • Heartless Standing Zombie Prop

    Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…

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  • Zombie Short Comic Box

    Like Comic Books? LOVE Zombies? Well this Box is IDEAL for you. It’s a Comic Book Box that holds all your Zombie Comics, Walking Dead… and Features some of the Coolest, Creepiest Zombies around. Gruesome Artwork by Joshua Chinsky,…

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  • The Walking Dead Vans Shoes

    These Van Shoes are AWESOME, Bloody, and UNDEAD. For they’re Custom Converse Vans Shoes, Hand Painted (Protected from Water and Oil) and Inspired by The Walking Dead. Featuring Zombie Hands, a Graveyard, a Psycho with a Chainsaw, and Plenty…

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  • Zombie Head Lapel Pin

    Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…

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  • Redneck Zombie Hunter Vest

    HA! Nice, real nice. It’s a Denim Vest that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunters… A Redneck Vest, Rugged, Camouflage, Torn Sleeves, Imprinted with “REDNECK ZOMBIE HUNTER”, and Pictured with a Zombie Hand and Crossbows. Just Lovely! Great Vest for…

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  • Zombie Coloring Book 1

    Well if this isn’t the Best Zombie Valentine’s Day Gift (other than Brains), I don’t know what is. For it’s a Zombie Coloring Book that’s Perfect for your Undead Cupid Friend. Full of Fun Loving Zombies, Bloody Hearts, Weapons,…

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