Zombie Anatomical Heart Charm
Nothing makes my Heart Beat more, than the Smell of Rancid Meat… YEAH! And this Very Cool and Creepy Anatomical Heart, makes me Drool indeed. Handmade out of Clay, this Green Zombie Heart is Undead, Decayed, and Perfect for your Charm Bracelet or Necklace. With Arteries and Veins and all Rotten Things, it’s a Great Way to Say I LOVE YOU… Or, Eat your Heart Out… Which ever comes first! :)
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Severed Hand Zombie Necklace
LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s the Most Perfect Necklace anyone could ever want… An Extra Hand. A Zombie Hand. Severed. Bloody. Broken. Strung from a Pendant like a Trophy. Plus, they also sell Feet, Eyes, Fingers, Hearts and Organs….
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Zombie Cat Book
LOL Get ready for some Laughs, because this Zombie Cat will make you ROAR! Delightfully called: Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty, it’s about Tiddles, a Cat who gets Savagely Attacked by a Nasty-Looking Radioactive Mouse, and…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Rocking Moldy Mommy Decor
You know, when my Baby Smells, I just Change it’s Diaper… But this Baby should be Thrown out with the Bathwater. Because it’s Green, Dead, and MOLDY! She takes after her Zombie Mom! What a Fun Prop for your…
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Screaming Zombie Trinket Box
YIKES! This is one Creepy Ass Trinket Box, for sure. A Screaming Zombie Head, with Demonic Eyes, Pointed Ears, an Open Mouth and Blood… Lots and lots of Blood. Chop the Head off, and it opens up to reveal…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Virus Pendant
This is a 1ml Glass Bottle Necklace that holds the Zombie Virus! One Swig of this and it’s all OVER! Cool Creepy Pendant that’s Corked and Suspended from an 18″ Silver Tone Ball Chain. Virus is also available in…
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