Zombie Baby Garden Decor

June 29, 2016

“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling down a hole?” “Put a javelin through it’s head!” “How do you get 10 dead babies into a bucket?” “With a blender!” “How do you get them out again?” “Tortilla chips!” Oh yeah, Garden Zombie Baby…

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Zombie Party Head and Limb Garland

HA! Nice… It’s Garland for your Next Party… But the Funny thing is… I would totally hang these all year round. For they’re Zombie Garland featuring Undead Heads, Hands and Feet… Bloody, Funny, Creepy, Dangly, Dire… Who doesn’t LOVE…

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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap

LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…

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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring

LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…

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Brain Necklace

Simple, Classy, Yummy, that’s what this Brain Necklace is. Handmade, Crafted out of Polymer Clay, this Brain is Painted Acrylic Green, and Dangles from a Solid Black Link Chain (18.9 inches long), then Sealed with a Glaze… it’s Ideal…

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The Walking Dead Memory Locket

SWEET! It’s a Keychain or a Locket, for this Floating Charm Holder is Walking Dead Indeed! Featuring Charms from The Walking Dead Universe; Rick’s Hat, Rick Grime’s Pistol, Daryl’s Bow, Daryl’s Vest Wings, Glass Charm of Rick, Glass Zombie…

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Santa Fighting Zombies Wrapping Paper

LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s Santa. On a Sleigh. Fighting Zombies. And… It’s also Fun, Colorful Gift Wrap. Wrapping Paper that’s Ideal for The Walking Dead Fan… Or Fans of any Zombie Show; Z Nation, iZombie… The Real Housewives……

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Kids Bloody Zombie Costume

OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well….

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Carl Grimes Zipper Hoodie

Wear this while you eat your Chocolate Pudding, because Carl may be Dead and Gone, but his Name and Face lives on. Sure he didn’t Turn into a Zombie, didn’t have to Wear those “Contacts” (as he said on…

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