Zombie Body Pillow Cover
LMAO! This Cracks me up… For all those People that have one of those Massively Long Pillows, called a Body Pillow, this is the Cover for you. A Horrible Case, 20″ x 54″ Cotton, Featuring a Bloody Zombie with Big Beady Piercing Eyes, that you can Snuggle, Fall Asleep on, and have Beautiful Deadly Nightmares with. Plus, he’ll Keep Watch while you’re Gone! It’s a Buddy that will never leave you… ALIVE! :)
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Butts Green Apple Fruit Jelly Disks
Surprise your little Zombie lover with the most flavorsome and silly gift ever. Zombie Guts Gummy Body Parts Candy are guaranteed to make anyone’s day. This ironic gift of gummy brains, eyeballs, fingers, feet and bones candy is guaranteed…
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Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop
LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Ask Me How Glenn Is Doing T-shirt
Oh Man… I’ve seen a lot of shirts like this, but this one takes the CAKE… To the Eye! It’s The Walking Dead, POKING Fun at Poor Glenn… With a “Ask Me How Glenn Is Doing” T-Shirt, which lifts…
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Walking Dead Survival Kit
This is KICK ASS COOL! It’s a One Person, Walking Dead Survival Kit… Officially Licensed by AMC of course. Designed to Assist One Person Survival for 72 Hours with little to not much else. This Kit is Housed is…
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Zombie Food Necklace
This Brain Necklace is Handmade by Zombie Lovers, no doubt! It’s just Waiting to be Devoured… with a SPOON! Bloody Brains on a China Plate… YUM! Imagine the Stares and Glares you’ll get with this Lovely Meal Dripping down…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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