Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky, 100% Lycra, and instantly Changes your Identity into a Repulsively Realistic Walker. The Mask Covers your Whole Head and Face, and when you’re done, Stuff it back in your Pocket; Quick, Easy, Presto-RAWRRRRRRR!
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Walking Dead Wine Bottle Holder
Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….
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Zombies Slayers Chess Set
They’re coming to eat the queen’s brainsssss! ROARRRR! It’s the undead, zombies, zombie slayers chess set featuring hand-painted chess pieces that are dire, dark, and straight out of a horror game. The Army of the Dead, painted one by…
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Aliens vs Zombies Prime Movie
You’re gonna need an Amazon Prime Membership for this, but man is it worth it. A Prime Movie called “Aliens vs Zombies”… An Alien Travels over Galaxies to fulfill a Lifelong Dream of visiting Earth, only to Discover that…
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My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious…
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Edible Zombie Fingers
SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds,…
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Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get…
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Long Sleeve Zombie Hoodie
AWESOME! This Unique, Fully Printed Hoodie, is Unisex and GORY! Featuring Bloody Zombies everywhere, this Hoodie will Stand out in a Horde! It’s High Quality, Soft and Comfortable Material, that’s Stylish, Warm and Cozy. And, No Matter how often…
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