Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
via Amazon #Ad
-
My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…
-
Zombie Attack White Beanie Cap
LMAO! I’d like to see this… It’s a White Skull Beanie Cap that Features a Frantic Chicken running from some Zombies! HA! Wear a Zombie Attack on your Head and Keep your Brains Warm, for the Zombies are Coming……
-
Caution Zombies Mouse Pad
When the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, I’m going to get online and Tweet about it… With my New Yellow Caution ZOMBIES Mouse Pad. Featuring a Family running from a Creepy Crazy Walker, this Mouse Pad is Ideal for the…
-
Zombie Speed Cube Puzzle
Fun, Colorful, and ZOMBIE!!! It’s a Cube Puzzle that’s the Coolest Puzzle yet. Featuring Crazy, Zombie Heads in a Great, 8 Piece, Smooth Sliding Puzzles that will leave you UNDEAD for Hours. With Fantastic Faces in Multiple Colors, you…
-
Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
-
Undead Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Oh Crap! I got Salt in my Dead Eye Again! Rats!” And with these Fun Loving Salt and Pepper Shakers, it’s all a little Salty. For it’s Zombie Head Shakers, with Gruesome Undead Mugs, Creepy Eyes, Horrible Teeth, Blood,…
-
Zombie Head 6 Sided Dice
Sweet! It’s Custom Die that’s Unique and Cool! Talk about Snake Eyes… Featuring a Set (2 Count) of Standard Medium Sized Dice, these Colorful Rollers have 6 Sides, are Square in Shape, and have Rounded Corners and Edges for…
-
Eat through the Zombie Apocalypse
This Book is The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide. Just imagine, you Duck into an Abandoned House and Listen for the Approaching Horde. You hear a Gurgling sound… The Undead? No—it’s…
Prices could change at any time!