Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Zombie Feet Bookmark
Awwww, they’re so Adorable. Little Green Toes, Torn Pants, Bloody Stitches… Such Delightful Feet, Dead, Sticking straight up from your Horror Book… Because these Feet are ZOMBIE FEET! A Handmade Bookmark, created out of Polymer Clay, Plastic and Acrylic…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Zombie Cookie Jar Head
This is FUN! It’s a Ceramic Cookie Jar that looks like a Green Zombie Head Splattered with BLOOD. Remove the Brains Lid and it’s Perfect for Cookies, Candy, or Brainsssss!!! :) Just think, Chocolate Chip Cookies with Chunks of…
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Zombie Lace Up Canvas Long Boots
Creeeeepy! It’s Lace-Up Canvas Shoes that are UNDEAD, for sure. Zombie Hands, crawling out of these Tall, Long Boots, are just Frightening and Fun. Colorful and Bloody Women’s Shoes, Nylon-Canvas, Rubber Sole, Side Zipper Closure, Premium Canvas Material, Anti-Skid…
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Zombie Bart Simpson
LOL! The Simpsons have been around a Wee-Bit too long. They’re looking a little Crusty! Especially Bart! Could have something to do with that Spoon Digging into his Juicy Red Brains… HA! This Colorful Bart Simpson Zombie Figure is…
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Gangsters, Guns And Zombies DVD
What a Sweet Movie! It’s Gangsters, Guns And Zombies… The Plot: One Man sees the Dead Rising up from the Grave and thinks of a Genius Plan; to Make Money! They Drive the Robbery Getaway Van, Deliver Everyone to…
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Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe
What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….
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Round Zombie Pet Bed
LMAO, even your Pets aren’t Safe from the Hands of Zombies… Especially when it comes to this Lovely, Handmade Pet Bed. Perfect for your Dog or Cat, featuring Walking Zombies, Gruesome and Scary. Designed with an Amazingly Soft Padded…
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