Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Touch The Dead DS Game
This Nintendo DS Game ROCKS! If you LOVE Zombies, you’ll have FUN with this Game. Use your Stylus to Destroy every type of Zombie that stands in your way. Battle your way through Hordes of Flesh Hungry Undead with…
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My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious…
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Zombie Cookie Cutters
Who doesn’t Want to take a Bite into a Zombie? Now you can with these very Cool Zombie Cookie Cutters. Looking like Zombie Poses, these 3 Durable Plastic Cookie Cutters will allow you to make Zombies and Bite their…
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LEGO Minecraft Dungeon with Zombies
“RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR!” It’s LEGO, ZOMBIE-STYLE! For this Fun, Dungeon is a Minecraft Dungeon with Two Very Cool ZOMBIES! Venture into The Dungeon on a Perilous Quest for Valuable Ores! Craft Torches from your Resources to Light your way and Disable…
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette
Gobble RAWRRRRRR! It’s a Zombie Thanksgiving with this Insanely Bloody Gobble Book. Appropriately called “Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette of the Zombie Apocalypse”, this ebook is a Kindle Edition, FREE, and about Mark and Sheryl, on Thanksgiving, and finding themselves…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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